Oh no. Cracked vibranium shield.
How can we have Captain America without his vibranium shield?
If only there were some way to get more vibranium!
Oh no. Broken jet-powered glider wings.
How can we have The Falcon without his jet-powered glider wings?
If only there were someone who knew how to rebuild these wings!
AND THE ANSWER IS NEVER EVER TONY STARK.
Tony Stark is the reason they’re in that mess too.
"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."
SO. Damned. True.
”We’re gonna have to break in”
literally my most favorite thing ever omg
please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something
THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
his head disappears omg
bless this post
You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.
There’s so many people right now that need to realize
1. Jemma is her own person
2. Leaving was likely the hardest decision she’s ever made in her life
3. Obviously she’s going to do what’s best for Fitz, and letting him use her as a crutch isn’t what’s best
4. All of the above mean that she…